What's Marketing?

A good explanation of Marketing...

1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" – That's Direct Marketing.

2) You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you, says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.

3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich, Marry me." – That's Telemarketing.

4) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car and say: "Marry me?" - That's Public Relations.

5) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Will you marry me?" – That's Brand Recognition.

6) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That's Customer Feedback.

7) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.

8) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. - That's competition eating into your market share.

9) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you can say: I'm rich. Marry me", your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.

10) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "I'm richer than your husband. Divorce him, claim alimony and marry me. Together we will be richer and more prosperous." - That's Merger and Acquisition.



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